They looked across the waters. They saw a land where pizza chains held dominion, and they said "Woe unto them who must subsist upon lame-ass pizza," and they begat delivery to that land; and lo, it was sustenance deemed divine, for the crust was hearth-baked; yea, the three sauces were revealed to be slow-simmered, and the people of that land said, "It is good," and they tipped their driver.
