John Anderson
When it comes to scandal, you are everything and everything is you, Governor. Your hair, your cronies, your cash, your connections, your disconnections, your threats, your howdy, your prayer rally, your death tally, your boots, your rascally good looks, your Texas-sized ego, and oh, those pesky rumors. And those are but a few of your scandals our readers weighed in on. There really is no better candidate for president than you, sir. And we say that with all sincerity.
