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Best Scandal

Enron

From the "Well, duh!" files came the juicy tabloid-ready tale of a certain energy-speculation firm (and their crafty accountants) with ties to Commandant Dubya. Corruption? Letting stocks fall where they may? Giving plenty of bail-out warning to their rich buds? Well, duh! What's more scandalous? That or our fearless president's ensuing "Corporate Reform" feel-good tour? Odd footnote: The Kennedy assassination got one vote.