Weird Sisters Women’s Theater Collective Presents Calm Your T!ts!

Calm Your T!ts! No, I’m not giving you orders. I’m telling you, the Weird Sisters are relaunching their satirical musical Calm Your T!ts! Because nothing, nothing I say, is funnier than breasts gone bonkers. And why wouldn’t the cleavaged populace run crazy? It’s not the best time to be a woman in Texas (*cough* poor health care, less overall rights, increased childbearing pressure, *cough*). But there are two options. One: Scream and cry until you’ve completely depleted any hydration resources. Or two: Laugh in the face of tyranny. Join the Weird Sisters in the latter. – Cat McCarrey Through July 12