Years from now, your great-grandchildren will ask: Where were you during the great food fight of 2024? Don’t you want your answer to be a good one? Partnering up once more are host Lucy Fur and wrestling promoters Slam Portal for a special edition of their usual drag wrestling show. While Lucy emcees alongside ring-girl Baldie Loxx, there’ll be smackdowns aplenty featuring in-ring grotesqueries you can’t even imagine. Just try! You can’t! But what really gives this foodie frenzy its five-fork rating (Anyone else a member of Spoon Man Nation out there?) is that all the ticket-price proceeds go to local org Free Lunch, a collective of creatives providing well-cooked meals to the Esperanza Community. – James Scott