The intense hotness of the entire The Mummy cast has been thirsted to death on the internet, but the thirst is still completely correct. Everyone in this flick is at their absolute aesthetic peak (and yes, George of the Jungle superfans, I said what I said). Brendan Fraser’s take on the dashing adventurer is captivating; Rachel Weisz inspires librarians everywhere; Oded Fehr’s Medjai chieftain is dreamy; and Patricia Velásquez rocks her Pharaohess outfit in ways where you get why the mummy risked it all to be with her. In the words of Houston-born movie merch company Super Yaki, “Honk if you’d rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy.” HONK HONK. – Cat McCarrey
March 30 & April 2
