It’s like Whip It, but real life. The penultimate bout of the ultimate sport for women and nonbinary badasses’ 2025 season goes down this Saturday at the Travis County Expo Center, where the Rhinestones (amazing team skater names include Colonel Slamders, Harli Grim, Nicola Virus, and Rum Punch) face off against the Putas del Fuego (amazing team skater names include GAUDSPEED, Manila Wafer, Miller Fite, and Netflix and Kill) ahead of the Labor Day Weekend Calvello Cup Championship. Doors at 5pm, whistle at 6. – Carys Anderson