There’s no way you can tell me you didn’t spend some time performing in front of your mirror (or your teddy bears or your collection of Beanie Babies), crooning the lyrics to Culture Club’s lament of lost love “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” or jamming to the endlessly effervescent silliness of Squeeze’s “Cool for Cats.” Eighties icons Boy George and Squeeze join forces this summer on a tour that will have Gen Xers teasing their hair to impossible heights, reaching for their lace fingerless gloves and Members Only jackets, and testing their knees and ankles with what’s sure to be an all-night dance party. – Cy White