A one-night-only production offers a level of exclusivity one can’t help but covet. Covet no longer, Reader, as you can still get seats to this production by art collective Thee Gay Agenda – their biggest and gayest yet. Featuring the talents of Emmet Hunker, p1nkstar, Steph VF, Irielle Wesley, Roxy Castillo, Disco Lemonade, Mase Kerwick, and many more, you’ll be entering homeroom at Marsha P. Johnson’s School for the Sexually and Genderly Gifted. The assignment? A two-act variety show featuring comedy, burlesque, dance, aerial, music, and an opening short film by TGA. Enrollment’s already open, so get yourself a seat by your best friends. – James Scott