Come and see the big boys, girls, and friends beyond the binary slam bodies together in the epic dance we call professional wrestling. While these ain’t the same bulked up bods you’ll find on certain televised wrestling shows – starts with a dubyah and ends with a bad contract – these wrestlers have all the heart and soul needed to bring a total banger of an event. This round’s all about angst: emos the world over getting their studded bracelets and eyeliner prepped for a riot. Catch the action ringside with a brew in your hand – or take advantage of Central Machine Works’ autumnal cocktail menu. – James Scott