This one’s for all the folks out there who saw the vampire rave in Blade and were like “God, I wish that were me.” (It’s me. I’m all the folks.) Drenched in sanguinary fun, this TX Emo Club production will feature soundtrack staples from Aughts goth classics – deep cuts and “Dragula” alike – as well as nu-metal, club classics, and so on. Your vinyl vamps for the evening are DJs metalasfuck and Justine. Pro tip: Swan Dive’s featured drinks always please, but remember that the backyard’s connected to Barbarella, where there’s rarely a line for water. Stay safe and hydrated, my little fangsters. – James Scott
