It has truly always stumped me that everyone’s pirate fever stopped at Pirates of the Caribbean. That first movie is an unparalleled gem to be sure (despite its much shittier descendants), but why must it stand alone? Other genres centered around Halloween costume characters have enjoyed countless revivals – zombies, vampires, werewolves – but one poor creature is being sorely neglected by Hollywood, imho. (The Lighthouse was at least piratey vibes-wise – creepy mermaids, drunken antics, dark nautical sorcery, etc.) Anyway, while we’re waiting on the next pirate flick that may never come, at least we can dress up like them at Ego’s Pirate Theme Party. They urge all ye mateys to “grab your pirate hat, peg leg, eye patch, and pet parrot & let’s party like there’s treasure to be found! We’ll have the place decked out in pirate decor with delicious drinks, karaoke, and giveaways.” Maybe somebody should bring a video camera?
– Lina Fisher