Oh shiiiit, we love this! Old Thousand – those powerful purveyors of "Dope Chinese" – takes a page from the book of Master Pancake and culinarily mocks Red Lobster with this trickster's day of specials called "Old Lobster." Only for dine-in at the 11th Street location, you'll be able to get cheddar “Bae” Scallywag scallion pancakes; Minorcan chowder with clams and datil pepper broth; crab rangoons with herbed cream cheese and pineapple sweet chili; shrimp scampi “Get Low” mein; Big Tymers fried rice with butter-poached lobster tail and crawfish; and Overboard Cassava Cake.