What do you get when you combine the documentary An Inconvenient Truth with Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds? An epic disaster that rivals only The Room for most hilarious movie misstep. Birdemic, with its weirdly stilted dialogue and the best graphics clipart can offer (seriously, the attacking birds are just pictures where you can practically hear the click of arrow keys moving them up and down to simulate flight), is a film disaster that will forever change your life. Or at least, forever change the way you say “solar panels.” Enjoy the non-romance, the non-tension, and the non-excitement of this oddly endearing passion project. – Cat McCarrey