If you’re a sucker for sad puppy dog eyes (and not just on Friday Night Light’s beloved Kyle Chandler), then Jo’s on Red River’s got you covered. For almost a decade, they’ve been honoring canine royalty who are just strange-looking enough to be completely, utterly unforgettable. Each smushed snout and wonky eye steals hearts along the way. Come vote for your favorite dingus doggo for a small fee – going straight to Emancipet – or just enjoy the show, grab a drink, get some facepaint, and check out the adoption station for a furever friend of your own. – Cat McCarrey