HESS HIVE RISE! Awkward absurdist auteur Jared Hess might be rolling in the dough with Minecraft’s continued box office dominance, but nothing beats his Napoleon Dynamite follow-up: the tale of orphan friar-turned-luchador, Nacho frickin’ Libre. Forget Steve and his chicken jockeys, Nacho is Jack Black’s ultimate role – and his personal favorite, so there. This library viewing also lets you become one with the corn-crunching champion by joining the wrestling world and making your very own luchador mask. Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with stretchy pants, the Lord’s chips, and a muy excelente movie experience. – Cat McCarrey