Nearing 800 episodes, the McElroy brothers have covered myriad subjects in an attempt to “take your questions and turn them, alchemy-like, into wisdom.” The trio’s fame rose with the success of their other, D&D-centric podcast, The Adventure Zone (which you can see live the day before), but the real “cool babies” love the familial bickering and lambasting that the flagship show brings. From farm wisdom to haunted dolls to the latest in fast-food trends, the important thing to remember is that the advice Justin, Travis, and (former Austinite) Griffin offer should never be followed. – James Renovitch