In November 2008, a film released that shook teens and tweens to their very core; a film based on a Mormon mom’s dream of sparkly vampires and abstinence; a film starring two little freaks barely entering their freakdom. This Aughts classic gets twisted queer-style by Austin drag elites: Lavender Thug, Iggy Bank, Munster Mash, Tangelo, Vixie St. Claire, Travis Randy Travis, Jenna Talia, Jack Rabid, Kino Kino, Gender Destruction, and host Brigitte Bandit. Hold on tight, spider monkey. – James Scott