What’s up teens? It’s me, your friendly neighborhood alt-weekly writer, telling you that there’s more fun to be had outside your phone than inside. After all, being addicted to social media is kinda cringe. And what’s not cringe, you ask? The real skibidi rizz is in arts & crafts. Yeah, that’s right: You wanna be cool? You gotta go make cute clay creatures at your local library! They even provide you with the clay and a glass bottle terrarium home for your creation. Who knows? Creating instead of consuming might just be your new favorite way to earn aura points. – James Scott