John Wheeler wanted to go to UT for most of his childhood. Alas, he did not put in the academic effort required to attain entry at such a prestigious institution. Now John is 30 years old, living in a trailer in Elgin, Texas, working just hard enough at his plumbing job to maintain the payments on his impressive collection of credit cards and consolidation loans. When he isn’t driving around bumping into walls, curbs, and cars in his plumbing van, he is writing and recording his thoughts and feelings in the form of songs. His thoughts and feelings vary widely.
