The equation behind this second annual excuse for a bar crawl is pretty simple: temperature = hot, drinks = cold. And the temperature these days is more than hot, so these drinks are more than cold – they’re frozen. At 12 bars across town, from Kinda Tropical to Hotel Vegas, Tweedy’s to the Long Goodbye, tasty temptations are churning in their freezers, waiting to satiate your summer thirst. Pick up a punch card and track your week of frozens to redeem a commemorative T-shirt, which’ll read “cool,” not “alcoholic,” we swear. – Caroline Drew