What better way to welcome Thanksgiving than to completely lose your appetite at this annual screening of what Alamo programmer Morgan Hyde calls “a vulgar, hypercapitalist, TOY STORY-fied adaptation of CASABLANCA dreamed into reality by dying graphic cards purchased from AliExpress.” Hmm. My stomach’s growling already! But who are we to judge this 2012 animated comedy featuring a very of-the-era voice cast including Eva Longoria, Hilary Duff, and Charlie Sheen? Maybe on this watch we’ll all come to truly appreciate the story of cereal brand mascot Dex Dogtective and his fight against the evil Brand X. – James Scott
