While most patriotic parties attempt to elevate the “American values” currently being bulldozed by the executive branch for an MMA stage, over on East Sixth they’ll be enjoying the real pastime of our nation: throatin’ big ol’ weiners. Presented by Grandpa’s Glizzys and hosted by Joey Z., this annual hotdog hork offers a cash prize and commemorative trophy for the winner, but bystanders can enjoy spins by DJs Ed West and Suxxy Puxxy, as well as karaoke indoors. Plus, ahead of the contest, Vegas’ll be playing World Cup matches on the Jumbotron. Goal! – James Scott
