Hopefully you haven’t spent all your holiday cheer the past two weeks, because those sexy silly folks behind ErotiQueer BurlesQue have got a whole ’nother nut to crack. Based on Vanessa White of Lipstick Criminals’ original “The Slutcracker” concept, EBQ puts their own spin on this revision of the classic Christmas ballet. Traditions? Reinvented. Tinsel? Turned upside down. And you? You’ll be freakin’ gooped and gagged, girly. – James Scott