Sprint as fast as you can with your fellow elves from Scholz Garten to the Paramount while chugging a chilled pint of beer in preparation for a special holiday screening of Elf. Put on your jingle bells and curled-toe shoes to win prizes and sing Christmas carols, because remember: “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Pub runners get two drink tickets to redeem for a beer or soda at Paramount and Scholz, but all will need to buy a ticket to compete in the run down Congress Avenue or for screening only. Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny muggins: Cheer the runners on and spread joy and laughter this holiday season. – Felicity Guajardo