Isn’t it just the greatest – voting? Don’t you just want to vote in every single election? It’s what we do, us ’Mericans. We go to the school or library or community center, say hello to the volunteers behind the fold-out table, show our driver’s license, and vote all down the ballot, all the way to county constable. This year Texas has produced some fun people to vote for – Gina, James, that cool-ass Clayton Tucker. And there’s some interesting City Council races too, like Zo Qadri versus Rich Heyman and Selena Xie versus Jeff Bowen. See you at the polls, mf-ers! (Psst: Last day to register to vote in the midterms is Monday, Oct. 5. Even if you’re certain you’re registered, check your status. The Texas Secretary of State’s office has placed 1.2 million Texas voters on a “suspense” list, and if you’re one of them, you’ll have to update your information by Oct. 5.) – Brant Bingamon
