“Me when I’m a dyke and I’m marching.” Is that anything? Nah, it’s not, but y’all know what’s up – Austin’s annual rally/march for the butch, the femme, and all those in between returns under new leadership. This year offers educational workshops that “directly engage with our community and provide valuable resources” as the key word here is “protest” rather than “party.” But don’t worry if you still wanna go hard with a bunch of lesbians: There’s an afterparty at Chups post-protest. – James Scott