That’s quite a promise made by Turducken Produckens’ newest show title. Could this burlesque event truly be that boneheaded? Well, yeah. Being dumb is much easier than being smart, which you probably figured out because all Chronicle readers are the smartest and most handsome people ever. But enough about readers! What about the gallery of goofs coming to this Airport coffeehouse? Turducken’s “boutique of dumb” features foolish follies from Amelie Ahmose, Jack Rabid, Ginger Snaps, and Lady Lola Lestrange, plus many, many more talented performers doing their dumbest routines. Dunce caps not required for entry. – James Scott