So no one told you life was gonna be this way! *clap-clap-clap-clap* Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, so time to run away! Get out of second gear and create a fantasy land based around your favorite TV shooow! Then kidnap a man because he’s the perfect Chandler Bing and then finally, finally it will be your day, your month, and even your year! Yeah, Dirty Gold Theatre is there for you. When that rain begins to fall, get to the Stage and witness Insomnia Cafe’s weird and wild take on what happens when the line between TV and reality blurs. – Cat McCarrey