As a man who no longer wishes for his jeans to be anything but 100% cotton, I know the power of a perfect-fitting denim pair. So does Neon Rainbows, the queer country party cooked up every month by DJ Boi Orbison – aka Ed West. Suit up in your best blue jeans and hit Chups lookin’ hot as hell all night boot-scootin’ to classic, remixed, and pop-pilled country. There’ll be line-dances, two-step, pop-up drag, “cuntry” karaoke, and plenty of Wrangler-clad cuties to tip yer 10-gallon to. And just so you don’t get hit out of the blue by it, make sure you’ve got the $10 suggested cover before y’all mosey on in. – James Scott
