For many years, scholars have debated whether ’tis nobler to be a chunk son or hussy daughter. The truth is simple: Why not both? Event organizers House of Chunky Dunk and Double Virgo playfully pit themselves against the other for a party that platforms both sides of the queer experience. Music by DJs du jour Thckrtanker, Schithegod, Winona Grindr, and Sport Model invite power partiers to the dance floor, where the buxom battle it out. Hussy founder Beth Schindler writes on Insta, “EXPECT SLABS OF BEEF AND SICKENING MUSIC ON A MAJOR ROOFTOP DWNTWN AUSTIN // YOU BRING THE [steak emoji] AND WE’LL SERVE THE [two cocktail emojis].” – James Scott