This is Texas, but there’s still no need to “hold ’em” as Beyoncé once sang. Put your cards on the table at Country Fried Dance’s paired dancing lessons, where you and a cutie can boot-scoot the night away. For the low, low price of $10 cash, Austin’s queers can steer ’emselves with fancy footwork taught by experts and tunes spun by Neon Rainbows DJ Boi Orbison. Yeehaw; ride ’em cowpoke; peas-in-a-can pie; you know – Tex-ass-style business! – James Scott