Austin’s very own gender expansive drag king troupe gives all the heartsickos drained by Wednesday’s romantic chaos a chance to refuel via “boylesque” – you know, burlesque with da boys! Alongside the usual crew will be special guests like Sinister Cabaret host Miss Good and burly-q meet-cutes Jess Velour and Nico de Gallo. Keep cash in pocket for the nine-buck cover charge, and remember the Boyz Insta post promise: “Whether you have a boo or are riding solo, the Boyz are here to cure that Valentine hangover.” – James Scott