My boners! They’ve become … bizarre *__* Yes, the weirdest, filthiest, and most XXXtreme erotic variety show in Austin – perhaps on Earth itself – returns with a salute to Jolkien Rolkien² Tolkien. Middle-earth gets a sensual makeover by performers across the talent spectrum from drag to pole to fire-breathers – think Smaug but in a skimpy two-piece – all tributing the original Flock camera, aka Sauron’s all-seeing eye. Hosts Dean Zaggler and Snake Tits lead this fellowship featuring Lucy Lonestar, Cassandra Filth, Alexander the Great, Kay Bueno, Stefan del Bosque & Shi Feticcio, Roxy Rose, Miss Alignment, Zoja Exotica, Sado Moore, Kris Beloni & Hans Ferdinand, Ginger Snaps, Arya Nix, Flex Fatale & Dougie Soto, Glitched Glamour, Aerial Outcast, Obsidian Myst, and many more. Grab tix now or risk losing your second breakfast over sickening FOMO. – James Scott