Look: Either you will be at this taping of comedian Blair Dawson’s 45 minutes of breakup material, or you’ll be square. Them’s the facts. Other facts, straight from Dawson’s event description: “If she doesn’t perform [the material] now, she will move on, fall in love again, have babies, live happily ever after in NYC with a house upstate, and will never ever relate to this material again.” Dawson’s also got a podcast with her papa called It’s Genetic that Vulture called “exceptional” and “noteworthy,” so there’s that. Grab your tickie now, and enjoy opening sets from Ashley Sharma and Carlton Wilcoxson, Angelina Martin’s great hosting skills, and, just in case you missed the last like three weeks of Calendar, Fallout Theater’s in-house bar! – James Scott