This isn’t a bank-recognized holiday, but it’s a hell of a lot funnier than the consumerism-proliferating event your aunt knocks down other Karens for in K-Mart. The notably music-loving bibliophiles over at campus-area bookstore Alienated Majesty blast black metal all day post-Thanksgiving while offering – they warn you – “NO deals and NO discounts.” Paint your face, wear your hair long, and support a local business as you digest your mashed potatoes. – Carys Anderson