Is this the Krusty Krab? No, it’s your underwater friends sharing their secret lives through burlesque. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy love affair? Say no more. Live music meets aerial performances in these 21-and-up, SpongeBob-themed shows at 6:30 and 9:30pm brought to you by the rockstars of Cymbals and Sins. Calling all Goofy Goobers to break out your Patrick Star fishnets for a chance to win a free pole-dancing class and more prizes in the costume contest. Your favorite sponge awaits your arrival. – Felicity Guajardo