Barroom Blitz

This touring concoction promises a mix of bar fights, pro wrestling, and punk/metal, which sounds like any given evening at, say, Lovejoys around 2003. Wrestlers include Santa Chiva, Casanova Valentine, Joe Dred, and the Hardcore Hillbilly. Music comes from Austin’s Starving Wolves, whose anthemic street punk is perfect for pumping your fist while the guy next to you takes a knuckle sandwich to the teeth. Mayhem is promised and could even be delivered. Beware of that one person in the pit who really needs to let off some steam after a long week. – Joe Gross