School’s back in session for us here at Forks High, where having stinky blood could be your ticket to a new be-fanged lover. DJs Neph and GodIsShelleyDuvall revamp their usual get-down of goth, darkwave, post-punk, and industrial tunes with help from the Goth Oddities Bazaar, which brings vampiric vendors to this Twilight-style social. A special drink menu keeps non-bloodsuckers’ thirst slaked while goth cheerleaders raise even the most lost of spirits. Come in costume as a Twilight character or create your own Forks-ian figure and you might win a fabulous prize. (Note: As far as I know, the prize is not immortality.) – James Scott
