Tired of proving your gamer bona fides in the privacy of your own home? The bar/event space on the first floor of the Mueller Drafthouse invites you to test your abilities against other controller-jockeys. Show up at noon and get ready for the gauntlet. Round 1: the infamously precise Donkey Kong Country for the Super Nintendo. Get enough bananas and there’s round 2: teams of four attempting the highest score in co-op Super Mario 3D World – that’s the one with the cat suit. Round 3 is a mystery game, but if you make it through that you’ll be one of two finalists who dive back into Donkey Kong Country to see who makes it farthest in five minutes. May the RNG be in your favor. – James Renovitch