Allen Danziger – aka Jerry the van driver in the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre – laughs when he gets called famous. He once joked that a famous guy would be immortalized with a bobblehead. So he had them made. The former social worker and Three Ring Service owner hasn't acted since Chain Saw, but is happy to autograph your bobblehead, which speaks a line from the film. Which one? He's not saying, but we're betting he's "goofing" on us.
