Examine the burger menu at Phil's Icehouse, and you'll start to wonder what the correlation is between the geographically specific nom-de-patty and the ingredients contained therein. Why, for example, is the "78704" Burger made with jalapeños, chipotle mayo, and a jalapeño/cheese bun while the Allandale Burger is the most basic burger on the menu? What are you trying to say, Phil's Icehouse? Eh. It doesn't matter, because this is the one place where "Parent's Recess" is a thing – a very happy hour thing.
