Who'da thunk that ol' Guvernor Goodhair and Double D wouldn't be reactionary or crazy enough for Republican primary voters? Perry's presidential ambitions had already fizzled out before he oops!ed his way into satirists' hearts, while Dewhurst face-planted against wild-eyed ideologue Ted Cruz in the U.S. Senate race. But what’s scarier? That the gruesome twosome won’t be clogging up D.C., or that even worse got past them?
