What do three stolen iPhones, a missing bike, and a drunkard in a parking garage have in common? They've each made the weekly blotter roundup of crime on campus put together by the University of Texas Police Department and sent out with the subject line "Campus Watch" to thousands of people. Not only does this give you a sense of where, and what kind of crime, is occurring on the UT campus, but the cops also offer the occasional snarky aside to make you giggle or helpful hints to keep yourself, and your property, safe.
