Best Hotel

Have y’all ever heard that song about an amazing shimmering hotel at the end of a desert highway, where there are beautiful people dancing and drinking champagne in the summer heat, and then, at the end, there is some sort of … beast murder? You guys know that song? Well, we are pretty sure it was inspired by the Hotel San José - without the stabbing, of course. This incredibly dreamy boutique hotel is surrounded by lush landscaping and thriving native plants, lending the establishment the feel of an oasis or sweet mirage tucked neatly away on South Congress. The beauty may move you, but remember, wayward traveler: You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. Just kidding, you can leave. But you probably won’t want to.