All praise the gods of Geekdom. Give unto them your blue screens of death and jammed drives, and have mercy on our pocketbooks. For theirs are the bargain-price reconditioned and surplus parts, the new custom-built machines, and the worldwide shipping. Let the Dell specialists upgrade the powerless and streamline the convoluted until we're all singing along to the humming of a well machine. In 001000101111000101s we pray. Amen.
