They've been cooped up in a classroom all day surrounded by shhhhhs. The bell rings. All that's pent up is fit to explode. Into a bag of chips and Super Mario? No, not anymore. Now, all that energy can be molded, guided, and channeled by the calm, experienced instructors of the academy, who maintain one goal for all programs: self-development. (And these Mr. Miyagis are totally hot, too. Major plus for the single mom.) These guys aren't just teaching martial arts to your child. They're teaching your child self-respect, inner peace, zapping the couch-cushion rambunctiousness and handing back to you, over your wrinkly work clothes, a more confident, more focused, more fulfilled child.
