Well, of course it's a tie. And if you wanted these talented women to pretend it was a tie between two Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling from Brooklyn, they'd make it look so real you'd be able to smell the blood and sweat dripping onto the squared circle. Two retired Ministers of Finance from the old Soviet Union? They'd manifest papercuts from archived ledgers like acolytes manifesting stigmata and croak obscure fiduciary stats with Lower Ukrainian accents. You name it, they'll portray it – with excellent timing, delivery, and manner. OK, so one's way tall, the other not so much; but both are giants of the local stage.
