We knew the military had a critical shortage of troops, so when we saw this sign, we couldn't help but wonder to what lengths the government was going for their latest batch of recruits. Though our active imaginations tell us otherwise, don't expect to see black-clad, silver-haired spies and ninjas stealthily creeping around any time soon. Far from a training school for the next, err, last generation in Special Ops, Elder Special Forces actually serves families exploring assisted-living options – kind of like reconnaissance for those seeking a little peace and quiet.
