Ah, those beautiful orange horns –- what a lovely symbol to rally behind! Those horns are as lovely as our fave Lady Longhorns b-ball player's long legs, as tantalizing as our fave Gentleman Horns f-ball player's cherubic cheeks, as luscious as ... uh, you get the point. Kudos to these awesome athletes –- Austin and the readers of the Chronicle are proud to call you their own.
